Movie Trailers – The Critical Movie Critics https://thecriticalcritics.com Movie reviews, movie trailers & movie top-10s. Sat, 21 Sep 2024 23:32:39 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=4.9.26 https://thecriticalcritics.com/review/wp-content/images/cropped-cmc_icon-150x150.jpg Movie Trailers – The Critical Movie Critics https://thecriticalcritics.com 32 32 Movie Review: Mary (2019) https://thecriticalcritics.com/reviews/movie-review-mary/ Thu, 10 Oct 2019 00:52:52 +0000 https://thecriticalcritics.com/?post_type=reviews&p=18060 Remember the opening of John Carpenter’s “The Fog”? A salty old man tells a spooky story beside a campfire, perfectly setting the folkloric tone, and then Carpenter introduces his sinisterly serene seaside town like it’s a sleeping, snoring creature . . .

Well, do not expect such magical mood-building with Mary, a damp fishnet of a film from Michael Goi (“American Horror Story” TV series). There’s a ye olde backstory here, but no conjuring of dread. No sense of purpose and no sense of place. Perhaps it’s the limited budget, but a dearth of exterior shots negates any suggestion of isolation of being adrift. The titular boat could just as well be a haunted house on dry land.

We first meet Sarah (Emily Mortimer, “Phil”) in a police interview room. She just wants to see her daughters, but first the cops want to know what happened on her family’s yacht. Sarah speaks of some tragedy having befallen them, out on the ocean.

We return to the scene before the crime. Sarah’s husband, David (Gary Oldman, “Darkest Hour”), admires the vessel named Mary to such a degree that he makes an impulse purchase. Sarah is convinced by her husband’s passion more than his logic. She and their two daughters (Chloe Perrin, “The Diabolical” and Stefanie Scott, “Insidious: The Last Key”) are soon on board, both mentally and literally.

Once the Mary ventures deeper into the Atlantic, the nightmares begin. Sarah sees horrifying visions. The youngest daughter suddenly develops a thousand-yard stare. The elder’s boyfriend (Owen Teague, “It”) goes downright loopy. The contrivances of the script ensure that no one communicates plausibly or effectively with one another, ratcheting tensions between the extended family members further. The influence of the haunted masthead — Mary herself — is felt everywhere, and it threatens to kill them all.

Except the masthead’s purpose is unclear. Mary is a muddled mess of a horror, never settling on what we’re supposed to be afraid of. This could be because greater clarity of evil would render the film even more predictable than it already is. I mean, here’s a story about a witch’s curse, and the only adult survivor of the tragedy at sea is the mother . . . so make of that what you will.

There’s an intriguing early teaser scare where a character opens a cupboard and a spider-like monster leaps out. Soon after, the new owners of the fateful vessel make repeated comments about the number of spiders on board. Surely, I thought, there must be some nameless, multi-legged horror skulking in the hold? Alas, there isn’t another creature featured at all.

The film’s shroud of mystery is a clunky weave. It’s like there was a coherent yet far too predictable original cut, and the filmmakers simply went through and deleted ten minutes of footage. This might explain why much of the editing feels jumpy — characters will be in the throes of madness one moment, and then serene and simpering the next, with zero transition.

Speaking of editing, the shift from the prologue is bizarre. The film opens with a traumatized Sarah in a police interview room, relating her story about abandoning the boat. The scene then switches to the abandoned Mary being boarded by the coastguard. Then, suddenly, the boat is in a harbor, being sold to David, and we must surmise that we’re in flashback mode. The basic chronology is needlessly confusing.

By making the onboard threat overtly supernatural, Goi negates the possibility of the slow-burn psychological drama we’ve seen in the likes of “Dead Calm.” Indeed, after a promising opening act which points to a corrosive indiscretion between Sarah and David, once out on the waves the relationship lurches instantly to 11. As is so often the case with half-baked scripts, the initial character sketching is fine, but it amounts to nothing. This is a film with ideas (albeit largely those of others) and characters but no theme to cohere them.

Mary plunders cliché and unashamedly lifts from classic horror. We get deafening door banging; newspaper cuttings with grainy photos portraying glum-faced families; creepy child drawings, etched in charcoal; and a crooked-limbed woman with lank black hair. Then there are the direct references: A match illuminating a creepy face in the dark, just like “The Conjuring”; the grubby trail of footprints from “Pet Sematary”; and an entire scene from “The Shining,” where a madman is locked in cupboard, boasts about sabotaging the comms and the fuel, and is then released by a ghost. As for that last one — let’s just say, Manuel Garcia-Rulfo (“Sicario: Day of the Soldado”) is no Jack Nicholson.

The focus is on Sarah and David, and here we have a couple of pay-the-bills performances from Mortimer and Oldman. Mortimer’s accent is as choppy as the Atlantic, and neither convinces as boatmen. Oldman excels in urban tough guys roles, but it seems when you put him in the sea . . . well, he’s all at sea. He resorts all too easily to his vibrating rage schtick — it’s like watching Stansfield from “Léon” leading a school outing. Mortimer at least gets to show a modicum more range.

The film ends with a stinger that feels unearned to the point of rudeness. When filmmakers resort to retroactively altering footage we’ve already seen, it’s hard not to feel cheated. And it takes balls to sign off with an ending that virtually promises a second chapter. I think we can feel confident, and somewhat glad, that it’s a chapter that will never be written.

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Movie Trailer: Terminator: Dark Fate (2019) https://thecriticalcritics.com/trailers/movie-trailer-terminator-dark-fate/ Thu, 23 May 2019 15:04:40 +0000 https://thecriticalcritics.com/?post_type=trailers&p=17627 Not to let a powerful property die, Paramount Pictures brings the first tease to Terminator: Dark Fate, a sequel that follows directly after “Terminator 2: Judgment Day.” Details are scarce, but Linda Hamilton returns as Sarah Connor to face off against an even deadlier series of liquid-metal Terminator that appears to have the ability to replicate itself. Aiding her is Mackenzie Davis as a more “human” cyborg and of course Arnold Schwarzenegger as the series T-800 Terminator (a Terminator movie without him just isn’t a Terminator movie). Natalia Reyes appears to be the key to the latest fight — maybe she is the first offspring between cyborg and human? Only time will tell, until then check out this first explosive trailer courtesy of Paramount Pictures.

Terminator: Dark Fate stars Linda Hamilton, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Mackenzie Davis, Natalia Reyes, Gabriel Luna, Steven Cree, Brett Azar

Terminator: Dark Fate (2019) by The Critical Movie Critics

Official Synopsis:
Terminator: Dark Fate follows the events of “Terminator 2: Judgment Day.”

Terminator: Dark Fate defends against cyborgs in US and UK theaters on November 1, 2019.

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Movie Trailer: The Lion King (2019) https://thecriticalcritics.com/trailers/movie-trailer-the-lion-king/ Wed, 10 Apr 2019 15:13:34 +0000 https://thecriticalcritics.com/?post_type=trailers&p=17461 The continued effort to update and bring “live-action” realism to their classics (e.g., “Dumbo,” “The Jungle Book,” “Beauty and the Beast,”) continues for Disney with The Lion King. It follows the same premise as the 1994 animated feature (as well as “Kimba the White Lion” from which it was lifted) in which a young lion (voiced by Donald Glover) runs away from his pride after the death of his father (voiced by James Earl Jones, reprising his role), allowing his conspiring uncle (voiced by Chiwetel Ejiofor) to assume the throne and throw Pride Lands into chaos. The photorealistic computer animation bringing the story to life is an impressive sight, so check it out in the trailer courtesy of Walt Disney Studios.

The Lion King employs the voice talents of James Earl Jones, Seth Rogen, Donald Glover, Chiwetel Ejiofor, Keegan-Michael Key, Alfre Woodard, Billy Eichner, Beyoncé, Eric André and John Oliver

The Lion King (2019) by The Critical Movie Critics

Official Synopsis:
The Lion King journeys to the African savanna where a future king is born. Simba idolizes his father, King Mufasa, and takes to heart his own royal destiny. But not everyone in the kingdom celebrates the new cub’s arrival. Scar, Mufasa’s brother—and former heir to the throne—has plans of his own. The battle for Pride Rock is ravaged with betrayal, tragedy and drama, ultimately resulting in Simba’s exile. With help from a curious pair of newfound friends, Simba will have to figure out how to grow up and take back what is rightfully his.

The Lion King protects the pride in US and UK theaters on July 19, 2019.

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Movie Trailer: Joker (2019) https://thecriticalcritics.com/trailers/movie-trailer-joker/ Wed, 03 Apr 2019 16:15:25 +0000 https://thecriticalcritics.com/?post_type=trailers&p=17428 Sure the Clown Prince of Crime got his accolades in “The Dark Knight,” but now with Joker it seems he’s finally gotten a film all to himself that he’s been deserving of. And it sure has a dark, dark Bernhard Goetz tone to it. Turns out Batman’s archnemesis was just an “ordinary” guy, living with his mother, trying to get by as best as he could though it could be argued the chips were stacked against him. And like Goetz, Arthur Fleck (Joaquin Phoenix) got pushed one too many times before taking matters into his own hands. And while Goetz shot a few teenagers in the subway in defense/retaliation, I suspect (and it is obviously hinted) what Fleck has planned for Gotham City will be far and away much worse. Check out his slow descent into madness in the trailer courtesy of Warner Bros. Pictures.

Joker stars Joaquin Phoenix, Robert De Niro, Zazie Beetz, Brian Tyree Henry, Brett Cullen, Shea Whigham, Douglas Hodge and Marc Maron

Joker (2019) by The Critical Movie Critics

Official Synopsis:
A failed stand-up comedian is driven insane and becomes a psychopathic murderer.

Joker goes insane in US and UK theaters on October 4, 2019.

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Movie Trailer: Spider-Man: Far From Home (2019) https://thecriticalcritics.com/trailers/movie-trailer-spider-man-far-from-home/ Tue, 15 Jan 2019 16:00:00 +0000 http://thecriticalcritics.com/?post_type=trailers&p=17091 The title Spider-Man: Far From Home may be lacking, but at least we know Spider-Man is alive and well following his disintegration in “Avengers: Infinity War” (and subsequently, “Avengers: Endgame”). Here Peter Parker (Tom Holland) is quite clearly making a concerted effort to reintegrate himself into teenage life, going so far as to leave his suit at home while travelling abroad with his classmates. If only it were so easy to vacation as a super-hero. Nick Fury (Samuel L. Jackson) comes a calling and soon London Bridge is falling down as Spider-Man faces off against the illusionist Mysterio (Jake Gyllenhaal) and, from the looks of it, Elemental member Magnum (Numan Acar) who has the ability to control the Earth. What brings the villains to London is not yet known, but check out the awkward teen angst and action in the embedded trailer anyway courtesy of Sony Pictures Entertainment.

Spider-Man: Far From Home stars Tom Holland, Zendaya, Jake Gyllenhaal, Marisa Tomei, Samuel L. Jackson, Jon Favreau, Cobie Smulders, Michael Keaton, Tony Revolori, Jacob Batalon, Numan Acar and Angourie Rice.

Spider-Man: Far From Home (2019) by The Critical Movie Critics

Official Synopsis:
Peter Parker returns in Spider-Man: Far From Home, the next chapter of the “Spider-Man: Homecoming” series! Our friendly neighborhood Super Hero decides to join his best friends Ned, MJ, and the rest of the gang on a European vacation. However, Peter’s plan to leave super heroics behind for a few weeks are quickly scrapped when he begrudgingly agrees to help Nick Fury uncover the mystery of several elemental creature attacks, creating havoc across the continent!

Spider-Man: Far From Home vacations in US and UK theaters on July 5, 2019.

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Movie Trailer: Godzilla: King of the Monsters (2019) https://thecriticalcritics.com/trailers/movie-trailer-godzilla-king-of-the-monsters/ Mon, 10 Dec 2018 18:08:38 +0000 http://thecriticalcritics.com/?post_type=trailers&p=16935 After the good fight Godzilla put up in “Godzilla” fighting the pair of M.U.T.O.s, you’d think humanity would take a step back and reprioritize a few things. That, unfortunately, didn’t happen as the latest trailer for Godzilla: King of the Monsters shows. Now we’ve got to contend with Mothra, Rodan, Godzilla and one of their most revered rivals, the three-headed King Ghidorah. Seems for one reason or another, these mighty monsters have awakened from their slumbers and are now causing widespread destruction. Once the militaries of the world realize they can’t stop the colossal creatures, it’s up to the crypto-zoological agency Monarch to once again convince the world powers that we need to sit back and let these monstrosities fight it out for themselves. It’s not a decision that I’d be comfortable with, but it sure does look good happening on the screen. Check out the latest action in the trailer courtesy of Warner Bros. Pictures.

Godzilla: King of the Monsters stars Vera Farmiga, Sally Hawkins, Millie Bobby Brown, Ken Watanabe, Kyle Chandler, Charles Dance, Thomas Middleditch and O’Shea Jackson Jr.

Godzilla: King of the Monsters (2019) by The Critical Movie Critics

Official Synopsis:
The crypto-zoological agency Monarch faces off against a battery of god-sized monsters, including the mighty Godzilla, who collides with Mothra, Rodan, and his ultimate nemesis, the three-headed King Ghidorah.

Godzilla: King of the Monsters battles for supremacy in US and UK theaters on May 31, 2019.

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